A smarty pants version of the A to Z of me!

I’m a list girl.

In any given day I can have at least five on the go and every time I get to cross something off it I feel like I’ve just run 1km.

For someone who has big knockers and hates running this is a major achievement let me tell you!

list post, A to Z of me,

What my desk looks like right now!

As an extension of this I ADORE list posts.

A few people have done the A to Z of me and I thought I’d give it a whirl.

But to make it snappy for you, my beloved reader, I am going limit my answers to one sentence, a MAX of 10 words.

I also think the hubby might have an ‘early night’ planned, so he won’t want me plugging away on the computer all night when I could be plu….

ANYHOE…

A: If you were an ANIMAL, what would you be?

A bird.

B: BOOKS: What’s on your reading list?

Bonkers: My Life in Laughs, by Jennifer Saunders.

C: COMPULSIVE about anything?

Liar. Or am I?

D: DREAMS – Do you…dream in color? Remember your dreams? Keep a dream journal?

Black & white dreams that I forget unless they’re raunchy!

E: EATING – what’s your usual snack?

Pepitas or a quarter pounder with cheese. Same same.

F: A few of your FAVOURITE Things

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

G: GIGGLES! What (or who) makes you laugh? Do you have a good sense of humor?

Stand-up comedians with a dry sense of humour.

H: Major HOT Button:

Backstabbers.

I: I am…

Lucky to be doing what I love every day! Writing.

K: Also KNOWN As… Aliases? Screen names? A non de plume perhaps?

Ems, Emmy, Em, Toxy, Toxic, Wifey, Mumma, Sissy.

L: I LOVE…

Honesty, laughter, an open mind, learning new things.

M: How do you feel about MEETING people? Do it all the time? Rarely? Parties or 1-on-1?

Humbled.

N: What’s the story of your NAME? Were you named after anyone? Do you go by a nickname? Any aliases?

Emily Bronte. My married name is my alias.

O: OBSERVANT – What’s around you right now? What do you see?

A ticking clock, lots of to-do notes. Funny glasses.

funn glasses

P: Who are the special PEOPLE in your life?

Hubby, children, parents, sisters, those who genuinely give a shit.

Q: Any little QUIRKS about yourself?

Left-handed, can play piano with boobs*

R: What do you like to do for RECREATION?

Laugh, swim in ocean, listen to music, get ridiculous!

S: Do You SING in the Shower? In the car? For your friends?

Singing makes me happy but I sound like crap – meh!

T: What’s at the top of your TO-DO list?

Write kick-ass content for my new website.

U: Any UNUSUAL experiences?

Living in New York during September 11 attacks.

V: VEGAS, Vienna, Venice, Vladivostok… How far have you travelled? What’s your favourite city?

The year I meant to travel I met soul mate.

W: WINTER, Spring, Summer, Fall… What’s your favourite season? What makes it special?

I love every season for a different reason.

X: EXes…

Have led me to the man of my dreams.

Y: Any secret/deep YEARNINGS?

To have time to write a book. More overseas travel.

Z: ZERO to ZENITH – Where are you in your life? Still growing? On an upward (or downward) curve? Just skating along?

Always on a mission. To be happy every day!

You game to take on the A to Z challenge?

If you do this please let me know so I can read it!

Did you learn anything new about me?

Joining in with IBOT hosted by Jess at Essentially Jess for IBOT

* see answer for C….

Comments

  1. Living in New York during the Sept 11 attacks would have been surreal. Love your list. X

  2. Love it. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens… haha.

    Did you ever cop Em-Bop at school? When Hanson were popular? No?… yeah, me neither.

  3. Think you broke the record for the fastest A-Z list haha.. thanks for the new info on your “piano skills”.. never knew anybody could do that! hahaha

    Ai @ Sakura Haruka

  4. I would pay to see you play the piano with your boobs.

  5. I can’t stand pepitas – hope you’re lying on that one, otherwise we just can’t be friends! (okay maybe I’m the one that’s lying now)

    Visiting today from #teamIBOT xxx

  6. I hope those boobs come out on a piano at Problogger!!! I’ve never seen that done before. You are Hillarious Em x

  7. I’m curious as to why you would like to be a bird? Is it because they have no boobs?

  8. I LOVE that your exes have lead you to your dream man. x

  9. LOL – love your list and learning more about you !!!
    Have the best day !
    Me xox

  10. Promise to teach me how to play?

  11. Love these… Interesting that everyone’s comments are focussed on the (supposed) piano-playing boob ability!!!

  12. I haven’t seen the list, but I love it. Ten words keeps it simple and to the point. and a dry sense of humour is pretty much my fave too.

  13. Love the quick version. Might have to do my own list – but it would not be as interesting as yours.

  14. Love it! I love list posts too. They let the readers in without having to read an essay.

  15. Lists are fun I agree! I’m surprised you can’t sing! I imagined you’d be a good singer. One of those people who get up at Karaoke and belts out a number in perfect pitch. The person I’ve always dreamed of being… I bet you can sing Emily!

  16. I have never seen this list post idea before but what a cool idea.

  17. Can’t get the vision of boob piano playing out of my head. I need a demo, lol :))

  18. Love it! I’ll try to take up this challenge and I’ll let you know if I do so. Love your glasses by the way!

  19. I would love to hear you play piano with your boobs. That’s quite talented. I would also love to read your book one day 🙂

  20. Well I’m kind of disappointed that you can’t play the piano with your boobs. Or can you? I’m all confused now. Jennifer Saunders is on my to-read list too. Cool list Emily 🙂

  21. I just read Carla’s comment and cracked up. That’s a mighty awesome list there and very talented boobs you have. I love that name Bronte too 🙂

  22. Entertaining as always. I have to say I preferred this short and snappy version! You are a funny gal.

  23. I”m a list gal too… I can’t think straight without one.
    Love your list! And those glasses!

  24. I remember that 9/11 post of yours. Still gives me goosebumps. Now you have to tell me where to get those glasses. I have a feeling they will really make my eyes look bigger. 🙂

  25. Named after Emily Bronte! How apt! And I can never remember if my dreams were in B&W or colour…I think colour but who knows…maybe I’m too busy enjoying how raunchy they are 🙂 Jokes!

  26. Maybe you need to do a quick piano lesson at problogger. I think it would sell out!! Lol! lovely to find put more about you funny lady x

  27. Why, I never… what stunning eyes you have!

  28. Aside from the piano playing, my favourite answer was for “P”. My thoughts EXACTLY. To the letter 🙂 Love your short and sweet version of the A to Z. Hope you keep working towards writing a book. I’d totes read it. Xox

  29. Nice list! And didn’t even feel like you were rushing so you could go get laid.

    I’m left handed too, by the way, we are totes like sisters.

  30. LMAO you so make me laugh Em and I totally want to see the boob pianist perform lol xx

  31. You can’t beat a good list and this one’s a cracker, Em! x

  32. I’m a lefty too (or was that the bit related to ‘C’ and you actually are a talented piano player …)

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