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Help? How On Earth Do I Not Binge Watch Netflix?

Breaking up is hard to do - especially if the other partner makes it hard and is so needy their behaviour borders on desperation. But I've been trying to make this break since February last year. Each time I just get sucked back in, maybe I'm just … [Read More...]

Every. Single. Morning.

As I walked slowly to my bedroom I ignored my fighting children and tried to shut the sliding door ferocious enough so they'd hear. Slamming a … [Read More...]

A School Holiday MUST-DO Event – Little BIG DASH!

I'd like to consider myself a fun mum, although I'm sure my kids have an entirely different view of me. They probably consider me more of a poorly … [Read More...]

27 Lies Or Statements Every Parent Has Heard

As I struggled to verbally wrestle my 5-year-old out of the car at school this morning, two teenagers lolling around waiting for the bus got quite a show. My crime? I had parked at the rear entrance instead of the front one for a change, because … [Read More...]

What’s REALLY Been Going Down In Emily Town

HEELLLOOOOO - is anybody still reading? Gosh I've totally fallen off the wagon in recent weeks in regards to my humble blog. They say if you REALLY want to do something you'll find the time for it. But then again 'they' also say that eating … [Read More...]

Cranky Mum Slams Slime YouTubers – A News Report

A woman has lashed out at reputable YouTubers after she failed miserably to make slime with her daughter this weekend. She made a record 10 attempts to create the slimy, gooey stuff but each time the slime did not resemble the YouTuber's finished … [Read More...]

Somebody call the WAAAAMBULANCE…..

For the past month I have been sick more than I've been well and quite frankly instead of soldering on as Codral insists I do, I have given in. Like Prince Philip I have no more fight left in me. I'm handing out my duties willy nilly and just … [Read More...]

An Open & Honest Wedding Anniversary Poem

Twas' 10 years ago today that we got married, back then I was even too big to be carried. We've weathered storms and had some laughs, our gorgeous children are off the charts! Sure we've had to change so much, and many times you've been my … [Read More...]

Mum Fesses Up To Inadequacies – A News Report

Despite all three children finally being at school, a Gold Coast mum has revealed her house is still cluttered, her waistline ever-expanding and she still hasn't made that voluntary superannuation payment. … [Read More...]

Finally – Some Action In The Bedroom!

For many a year I've neglected something important in the bedroom, I'd like to blame my kids and a lack of time but that's not it. I believe if you're really passionate about something you will eventually find time for it - and just recently I … [Read More...]

No.1 Hack For Parents Of Fussy Eaters + 50% Discount Code

This post is brought to you by Hivita It's easy to spot the parent of a fussy eater. Their anxiety and stress levels creep up just as they're about to serve a meal. Their eyes dart furtively away as they place the plate of food in front of their … [Read More...]

My Fast And Furious Trip To The Grand Canyon

This time last year I was sipping champers with my family in Las Vegas after a long drive from the Grand Canyon. You see my sister had just got engaged, the day before her 40th birthday - SWOON! For some reason I haven't shared many photos of my … [Read More...]

A Slice Of My Life Post

Lying in bed at 5.56am this morning, just after two of my three kids burst into my bedroom asking for the iPads, I got to thinking. Why haven't I trained them to stay the heck away until 7am? I suppose because they wake at 5.30am regardless of the … [Read More...]