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Cranky Mum Slams Slime YouTubers – A News Report

A woman has lashed out at reputable YouTubers after she failed miserably to make slime with her daughter this weekend. She made a record 10 attempts to create the slimy, gooey stuff but each time the slime did not resemble the YouTuber's finished … [Read More...]

Somebody call the WAAAAMBULANCE…..

For the past month I have been sick more than I've been well and quite frankly instead of soldering on as Codral insists I do, I have given … [Read More...]

An Open & Honest Wedding Anniversary Poem

Twas' 10 years ago today that we got married, back then I was even too big to be carried. We've weathered storms and had some laughs, our gorgeous … [Read More...]

Mum Fesses Up To Inadequacies – A News Report

Despite all three children finally being at school, a Gold Coast mum has revealed her house is still cluttered, her waistline ever-expanding and she still hasn't made that voluntary superannuation payment. … [Read More...]

Finally – Some Action In The Bedroom!

For many a year I've neglected something important in the bedroom, I'd like to blame my kids and a lack of time but that's not it. I believe if you're really passionate about something you will eventually find time for it - and just recently I … [Read More...]

No.1 Hack For Parents Of Fussy Eaters + 50% Discount Code

This post is brought to you by Hivita It's easy to spot the parent of a fussy eater. Their anxiety and stress levels creep up just as they're about to serve a meal. Their eyes dart furtively away as they place the plate of food in front of their … [Read More...]

My Fast And Furious Trip To The Grand Canyon

This time last year I was sipping champers with my family in Las Vegas after a long drive from the Grand Canyon. You see my sister had just got engaged, the day before her 40th birthday - SWOON! For some reason I haven't shared many photos of my … [Read More...]

A Slice Of My Life Post

Lying in bed at 5.56am this morning, just after two of my three kids burst into my bedroom asking for the iPads, I got to thinking. Why haven't I trained them to stay the heck away until 7am? I suppose because they wake at 5.30am regardless of the … [Read More...]

21 Things Only Lego Parents Know

I'm a sucker for Lego, you could say I'm obsessed but then that would just be weird (but also accurate). As I kid I grew up making all sorts of 'rad' creations, so it makes sense that I encourage my three kids to catch the Lego bug. Much has … [Read More...]

Too Time-Poor Or Lazy To Make Photo Books? READ ON………

So this is NOT a sponsored post but if you're time-poor and can't be farked spending hours making photo books but REALLY want some then you must read on. The other day I watched the funniest advert on YouTube, I know right? I usually skip them too … [Read More...]

Parenting: Calling It Like I See It

I completely dropped my parenting bundle this morning as we scrambled to look half-way decent for school photos. Which, I might add, are a complete rip-off and next year I'm planning on sending in a drone to take some shots to save myself a cool … [Read More...]

I Have VERY Exciting News To Share

So you know how I've said that I would NEVER have another child because I am already far too unhinged and have three wonderful cherubs already. Well, you'll be very excited to find out that there WILL be a new baby in my life. … [Read More...]

Cross Country Racing In The 80s Was Dodging Fresh Sheep Shit

I've never been much of a runner, I've got two left feet, knobbly knees and basically it gives me ZERO pleasure. My running technique is best described as 'it looks as though she might trip over at any time and is battling a horrific side wind + … [Read More...]