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Why you MUST write an autobiography

Apparently we've all got a book in us, and I believe it should be an autobiography. For starters I'd be crap at fiction because instead of making up characters I'd probably base mine on people in real life and get done for defamation. … [Read More...]

Elusive blogger makes comeback – a news report

One of the Gold Coast's most useless elusive bloggers has launched herself back into the blogosphere. … [Read More...]

An open letter to jealous bitches

It's come to my attention that jealous bitches are getting out of control. Just recently two incredible women, one a dear friend of mine and … [Read More...]

On being one of those annoying busy people

These days it's not the done thing to say how busy you are, so let's just say that recently I've been permanently on assignment. Yes apparently people who always say they are always busy are annoying and there's nothing great about being busy. I … [Read More...]

Why you should ask for help

I put out an SOS on Monday and the next day help arrived in the form of my marvellous mumma! With chocolate bars and a tray of 15 strawberry punnets in hand (a score at just $5 for the lot) my babies were delighted to see their nanny. They … [Read More...]

What did you steal from the pantry as a kid?

I found a sliver of chocolate on the bench as I made my morning coffee this am. My suspicious brain sprung into action - what was it doing there? You see I'm one of those annoying people with a deliciously suspicious mind, it's both a curse and … [Read More...]

Feelings of excitefear about speaking at ProBlogger

What a slack blogger I've been recently, particularly since I'm due to give a presentation in a few weeks about how to write a better blog. Isn't it ironic, don't you think. Yes that's right the esteemed ProBlogger team have trusted me with … [Read More...]

Why I can’t cry right now

I'm sitting in the sunshine of Wellington Airport's picturesque international lounge, looking out at the sky of my beloved New Zealand. I can't cry, not because I care what all the other travellers will think, but because I haven't got any tissues … [Read More...]

I sing on today’s podcast – Two Chatty Chicks Ep 11

So we bloggers aren't meant to check how many people read our blogs, we're meant to write like no one is reading. Ironic that because not many people are, reading my blog that is. Far enough. But every time I put a link up to my podcast NO ONE … [Read More...]

Parenting when you’re impatient cow

Most nights as I fall asleep I think back to what happened during the day and feel twangs of guilt about things I've said or done. You see I'm a naturally impatient person, I can't stand slow things, people, laziness or general disobedience. In … [Read More...]

Why I made a 000 call this morning

Sometimes you get a feeling in your gut that something isn't quite right. This morning a friend and I felt that when a domestic dispute started at a house across the road from where we were having a chinwag after school drop-off. We saw and … [Read More...]

Parenting regrets, I have a few + Win $200 Hip Kids voucher!

This post is brought to you by Hip Kids Now that I'm three children in, there are so many things I'd do differently if I was a first-time mum again. First of all I wouldn't give two honks what other people thought about my parenting decisions and … [Read More...]

On dropping my bundle – Two Chatty Chicks podcast

I actually drop my bundle in this week's podcast AND reveal something that shocks Kirsten. It has to do with the police, the bottle shop and mobile phones. I can't tell you any more than that, you'll just have to listen to the first 10 minutes of … [Read More...]