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Too Time-Poor Or Lazy To Make Photo Books? READ ON………

So this is NOT a sponsored post but if you're time-poor and can't be farked spending hours making photo books but REALLY want some then you must read on. The other day I watched the funniest advert on YouTube, I know right? I usually skip them too … [Read More...]

Parenting: Calling It Like I See It

I completely dropped my parenting bundle this morning as we scrambled to look half-way decent for school photos. Which, I might add, are a complete … [Read More...]

I Have VERY Exciting News To Share

So you know how I've said that I would NEVER have another child because I am already far too unhinged and have three wonderful cherubs … [Read More...]

Cross Country Racing In The 80s Was Dodging Fresh Sheep Shit

I've never been much of a runner, I've got two left feet, knobbly knees and basically it gives me ZERO pleasure. My running technique is best described as 'it looks as though she might trip over at any time and is battling a horrific side wind + … [Read More...]

Why I Am Throwing Away My BUSY Crown!

Like a blow to the shin bone from a metal bed frame, it dawned on me recently that I am WAY tougher on my first-born. I seem to nit pick, nag and be a grumpy mole way more to her than my other kids. Which isn't fair as they are equally annoying as … [Read More...]

If Your Baby Was Named After Your Pregnancy Cravings

Being told I should eat for two by an old-fashioned midwife was almost more exciting than finding out I was pregnant. What wasn't so exciting was the 28kg I put on during my first pregnancy. Not a typo. I was basically carrying around the weight … [Read More...]

Every Day I Fake Body Confidence For My Kids

As I stood on my stand up paddle board in swimmers I smiled outwardly to my three children who were looking on, but inside I was cringing. You see every day I fake body love and confidence for my kids, especially in public. Don't get me wrong, … [Read More...]

What I REALLY Got On Valentine’s Day

Your news feeds will either be awash with flowers, chocolate, homemade cards  or posts bemoaning how Valentine's Day is commercial. What you're unlikely to see is a photo like this, one that I took this morning after I nearly fell face first on … [Read More...]

The Day An Ugly Duckling Got Flowers At Boarding School + Giveaway

Having a birthday on the 15th of February used be quite the coup for me at boarding school. You see my godmother is a florist and February 14 is THE busiest time of the year for such professions, well that and funerals. Just saying. … [Read More...]

On Picking Up The Pieces

My heart nearly broke in two during our most recent holiday to the Sunshine Coast, and sadly I have my beloved ocean to blame for it! Fossicking for shells as the tide was coming in, my two oldest children and I would yell out 'jackpot' when we … [Read More...]

It’s Time I Conformed…

It's time I conformed and joined the rest of the world in Moderationville. You see for the past few months I've gone rogue and been living it up large in Excessconsumptionland. What a blast it's been, but my time there has resulted in some … [Read More...]

7 Ways Parents Who Aren’t Into Kid’s Games Can Connect

Written in collaboration with Bupa I've finally made peace with the fact that I’m not the kind of mum that plays for hours with my three kids. … [Read More...]

Exciting News For Harry Potter Fans + Giveaway

Brought to you by Warner Bros. Consumer Products It goes against every ounce of my being to see a movie before I've read the book. As for the world's most popular wizard, Harry Potter, I have to confess I saw the movies first. In fact I've only … [Read More...]